Qwote Lab

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.

I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new style every morning.

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.

I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

I’m not late, I’m just early for tomorrow.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.